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Vernacular


River Clyde GlasgowBobby was late. Just left me standing there outside the train station.
When it started to rain, I gave up waiting and headed to the pub across the road.
I thought, “Let him figure it out”.
The place was packed. The only free space, a stool at the bar. My instinct was to turn and leave.
“I’m not going to sit there alone. Not at the bar.”
Too late. I was jostled forward. The barman eyeing me up. A new face.
“A white wine please.”
I caught the trace of a smirk on his face.
The white wine?
Or the accent? A little clip of English had crept in these past few years without me noticing.
It made for a quick decision. Drink up and leave.
Again, too late. I felt the pat on my shoulder.
“Ye aw’right there doll?”
I forgot. Glaswegians are not shy. You don’t sit alone for long here.
“Hey, Tommy, gie hur another wan.”
“No, no it’s okay.”
“Ach away yersel. Yir no gaun anywhere are ye?”
True.
“Naw. Naw, ah’mno gaun anywhere.”
The barman smiled at that and set my drink down.
That Bobby, he awaes late.


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7 responses to “Vernacular”

  1. Jose Cervantes Avatar
    Jose Cervantes

    Lol funny marketing. Sounds good. Maybe I’ll find some in the states.

    1. Jose Cervantes Avatar
      Jose Cervantes

      Oops.. Sorry you can delete these.

  2. Jose Cervantes Avatar
    Jose Cervantes

    Lol funny marketing. Sounds good. Maybe I’ll find it in the states.

  3. Jose Cervantes Avatar
    Jose Cervantes

    Lol I like the line “True”. Nice dialogue. I wonder what drink she got?

    1. Jen Avatar
      Jen

      Thanks Jose! Given this story takes place in Scotland, she may have had an Irn Bru 😉

      1. Jose Cervantes Avatar
        Jose Cervantes

        Hmm is that beer?

        1. Jen Avatar
          Jen

          It’s a soft drink that tastes (believe it or not) of iron.

          http://www.irn-bru.co.uk/our-drinks.html

          It’s a Scottish thing….reputedly very good as a hangover cure 🙂